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Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

#18817356
115 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:36pm - misc - by Rebecca (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

#18815137
190 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

#18812717
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On 01/15/2012 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the gynecologist for the first time. I was so nervous that when she extended her hand to shake mine, I gave her my handbag instead. FML

#18792975
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On 01/13/2012 at 2:48am - health - by shellie - Reserved

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
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On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)



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