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Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

#19171997
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19769) - you deserved it (4697)

On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a dream about the damn cappuccino machine at work. FML

#19170840
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18955) - you deserved it (3417)

On 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm - misc - by slickrick22 (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

#19169657
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30773) - you deserved it (4102)

On 02/26/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by . - United States (California)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

#19168741
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9036) - you deserved it (32441)

On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17302) - you deserved it (29710)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (2263)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML

#19164002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by baconandkittens (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (1997)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I got so bored that I drew a face on my index finger, and made a video of me garrotting it with a string. I ended up rupturing a blood vessel, and had to think up a cover story for my girlfriend to explain my screaming. FML

#19161181
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6546) - you deserved it (26589)

On 02/25/2012 at 2:09pm - health - by Jared (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

#19157879
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (3794)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10503) - you deserved it (27818)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7642) - you deserved it (30902)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was so busy checking my phone for live bus arrival times I didn't notice the bus pull up, let the people beside me on and drive away. FML

#19149317
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7389) - you deserved it (39862)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by thisguy - Canada

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML

#19147436
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10158) - you deserved it (34896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21562) - you deserved it (3745)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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