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Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managd to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happend, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML

#19237807
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by wtf - United States

yesterday a stuffed ferret was te latest addition to te list of werd items colleagues ave found in our rubbis tip and tat tey put in office. Te list also includes explicit fetis porn playing cards live ammo and dead peasants to name a few. I need a new job. big fat FML

#19220268
110 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 11:36am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was catting to ma broter on Skype. Out of te blue, and just as I read te puncline to a ilarious joke, e said is grlfriend ad been ceating on im. I couldn't stifle ma side-splitting laugter, and e's been ignoring ma calls since. FML

#19205582
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On 03/02/2012 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I installd an alarm app on mah phone. Turns out... to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop... I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

#19203971
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On 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by Ashleigh - Australia

Today, I Went To Help A Friend Move Into Her New Apartment. We Were Half-way Through When It Started To Rain, And In My Anger I Yelled That It's Like These Things Happen Just To Annoy Me. Then We Hered The Tornado Srens. FML

#19203363
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On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, I missed an important phone call. It's been so long since someone has called me that I didn't recognize my own ringtone.

#19195246
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On 03/01/2012 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I rescued a cactus from a letal fall. It tanked me wit a looool andful of spines. FML

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130 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone causd over $400 worth of damage by breaking into mah car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

I got mah score back fir the monologue I performed. I got points taken off fir "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today... I Went To Ask Mah Boss 4 A Raise. He Laughed At Me An Said... "That's Hilarious Because I Was Going To Ask U If U Could Take A Pay Cut!" FML

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68 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today I was very cold and tired so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattres on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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