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About HondaBeans : I'm an outgoing person who loves to party especially going to concerts I also love riding motorcycles it's a addiction that's about it... If you wanna know more you can kik me at : Cesar101
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Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML
Friday 19 December 2014