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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Holt_Rams_13 : I'm a fun girl to get to know! I love playing softball! Watching movies and cuddling!

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Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40989) - you deserved it (14200)

On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother met my sister's boyfriend for the first time. As we talked about it later over dinner she said she didn't like him. When I asked why, she paused for a second and said, "Well, he really reminds me of you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38170) - you deserved it (2992)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:27pm - misc - by Ellwood - United States

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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