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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hollywood9997 : I'm a Trekkie. I play Diablo, League of Legends, and Zelda...a lot. I'm a California Girl but now I live in Florida...eww. Moving back next year for Art College! Yey! Costume and fashion designing is my life! Wooh living that Thespian life! I'm crazy and random too! XD

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Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 11:18am - work - by vet1 (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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