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HolleyBlueEyes

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HolleyBlueEyes

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 June 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 143
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HolleyBlueEyes : I am a country girl. I love country music, dancing, my dogs, going to the beach and just having fun. I like meeting and talking to new people. I'm always smiling and always happy. Life is too short to wear a frown.

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HolleyBlueEyes's favorite FMLs

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (644569) - you deserved it (435023)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1137068) - you deserved it (114950)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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