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Today , I donated to a charity website. My card was repeatedly refused by the website but when I went on my account , I was charged for each time I tried. I was scammed by a charity. FML

#21193277
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52644) - you deserved it (8325)

On 06/30/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Charitable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later an went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" an "Yes, my tits r real!" FML

#21192976
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39433) - you deserved it (10623)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I found out tat te lump under ma carpet tat I stompd on to flatten was actually a dead frog tat ad gotten caugt in te wrong place at te wrong time . FML

#21192954
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (6479)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by Unknown - United States

Today, after leaving mah mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person fir not saying goodbye to mah sister when I left !! The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog !! mega FML

#21192815
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40621) - you deserved it (4353)

On 06/29/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missd. The bag rippd an garbage flew everywhere. FML

#21192717
86 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by whoops (man) - United States (New York)

my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now think it's hilariou to flinch in public when I get near her and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML

#21192543
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62248) - you deserved it (4821)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today... after nerely three weeks of hard work... I finally completed my best drawing yet... a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is... until I came home from a walk later on... only to fine my brother had drawn a stick figure on it... wanking into my face. FML

#21192529
77 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm - work - by ~~~ (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

#21192500
182 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today I went to mah friend's house to give him some moral support as he cummd out of the closet to his family . I left with a black eye . FML

#21192141
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42802) - you deserved it (5933)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

I had to go pick up mah kid, cuz he threw uphile playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out 4 not keeping mah son at homehile he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

#21192088
77 comments

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On 06/29/2014 at 12:16am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52202) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I cummd home and saw my cat all snuggld up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever... until I rememberd that I only have one cat. FML

#21191841
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42953) - you deserved it (4759)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MAH SOON TO BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SENT OUT THE INVITATIONS SHE MADE FOR MAH WEDDING. ON THEM, IT SAYS "YOU R INVITD TO THIS 'SPECIAL' EVENT". IN THE SAME WAY, I'M REFERRD TO AS "SPECIAL", AN MAH NAME IS MISSPELLD. HINT TAKEN, YOU BITCH. FML

#21191661
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45804) - you deserved it (4164)

On 06/28/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of sereching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my frst paycheck, an already I'm going to loose my job. FML

#21191583
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41593) - you deserved it (3520)

On 06/28/2014 at 3:09pm - work - by a fat fucking shit and proud of it (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy !! When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time !! FML

#21191426
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44768) - you deserved it (24455)

On 06/28/2014 at 11:48am - love - by lovegame (man) - Singapore



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