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Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

#6514
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38319) - you deserved it (3222)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when i'm drunk. I asked, "what about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

#2422
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I agree, your life sucks (19579) - you deserved it (3422)

On 01/24/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by the-yao - United States (California)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12424) - you deserved it (63336)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36563) - you deserved it (5324)

On 11/07/2008 at 1:33am - love - by Choum - Sent from mobile version



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