About HmongJohn : My name is John. I live in California. I'm 16 years old. I'm still in high school. I enjoy playing guitar and hanging out with friends. I'm on FML for laughs and grins. Just in case your wondering my profile picture is my car that I have worked very hard to save money in order to get. Not much else about me.
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HmongJohn's favorite FMLs
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
by Maria / 08/20/2012 at 9:25am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
by meantowheels / 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
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