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HmongJohn

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 November 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 227
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HmongJohn : My name is John. I live in California. I'm 16 years old. I'm still in high school. I enjoy playing guitar and hanging out with friends. I'm on FML for laughs and grins. Just in case your wondering my profile picture is my car that I have worked very hard to save money in order to get. Not much else about me.

HmongJohn's page activity

Visits<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 2:42am

HmongJohn's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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HmongJohn's favorite FMLs

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

by Maria / 08/20/2012 at 9:25am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

by meantowheels / 06/20/2009 at 10:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous