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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 195
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HmongJohn : My name is John. I live in California. I'm 16 years old. I'm still in high school. I enjoy playing guitar and hanging out with friends. I'm on FML for laughs and grins. Just in case your wondering my profile picture is my car that I have worked very hard to save money in order to get. Not much else about me.

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Visits<b>Zach_attack_</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 2:42am

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33040) - you deserved it (7169)

On 08/20/2012 at 9:25am - misc - by Maria (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)



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