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HmmmmmmmNo

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  • Title : Mister
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About HmmmmmmmNo : You are not reading this anyway. But I am a star, just look at my head.

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Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16292) - you deserved it (34154)

On 05/18/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Dana422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55670) - you deserved it (8789)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)



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