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Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7575) - you deserved it (31875)

On 04/11/2012 at 11:39am - animals - by Quackers (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33606) - you deserved it (3090)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML

#19434317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (2529)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20366) - you deserved it (2907)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

#19367861
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (2397)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23341) - you deserved it (4575)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML

#19340403
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20196) - you deserved it (5498)

On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (3577)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

#19312851
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21558) - you deserved it (2386)

On 03/20/2012 at 7:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

#19292918
154 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

#19291584
101 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 12:53am - misc - by Taylor Easley - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML

#19268925
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23318) - you deserved it (7960)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Wow (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML

#19243809
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20066) - you deserved it (2375)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom



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