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by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML
by pinky / 02/12/2010 at 12:13am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by conchita / 02/09/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by LynnJ / 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm / United States / Health
Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML
by Fredgruff / 01/09/2010 at 8:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
by Mic / 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Michelle / 12/27/2009 at 2:13am / United States / Intimacy
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
by fire / 12/14/2009 at 7:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by nycplywood / 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by notsohappyniece / 11/02/2009 at 11:10am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I invited my very animal phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
by Anon / 10/31/2009 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Maine) / Work
- Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…