Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1836
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HitTheRoadJacK3 : Follow me on Instagram @hittheroadjack3

HitTheRoadJacK3's page activity

Visits<b>pmnj19</b> - 12 minutes ago<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - 3 hours ago<b>abby1212</b> - 6 hours ago<b>mfaizsiddiqui</b> - 9 hours ago<b>giantsfan2010</b> - yesterday at 9:18pm<b>daveyyyyh</b> - yesterday at 4:28pm<b>Alicestraza</b> - yesterday at 12:46pm<b>olpally</b> - yesterday at 11:32am<b>steftriv</b> - yesterday at 10:59am<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - yesterday at 10:21am<b>AustinDenton</b> - yesterday at 9:28am<b>Spetz14</b> - yesterday at 6:46am<b>vreid</b> - yesterday at 5:23am<b>orbit</b> - yesterday at 1:51am<b>nick2356</b> - yesterday at 1:48am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:36pm<b>gis0392</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:03pm<b>ellymae96</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 5:39pm

Liked!<b>abby1212</b> - just now<b>S232Flash</b> - yesterday at 2:36am<b>CyberEagle28</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 12:02am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 8:40pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 2:45am<b>jamespesche</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 5:16am<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 7:17pm<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 6:56pm<b>steftriv</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:17am<b>Derek_Diamond96</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 3:42am<b>Mindset</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 1:28am<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 9:26pm<b>RockyG92</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 3:11am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 2:07am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 5:51pm<b>latinboy11</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 3:12pm<b>tgehe</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 11:19am<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 8:37am

HitTheRoadJacK3's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of HitTheRoadJacK3's badges

HitTheRoadJacK3's favorite FMLs

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30895) - you deserved it (2085)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34573) - you deserved it (4313)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the steroids I was prescribed for a slightly irritating sinus infection have worked, albeit at the price of making me almost shit my pants multiple times. My sinuses are now clear enough that I get the full scent of my steroid-induced diarrhea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/16/2014 at 12:44pm - health - by roidrager (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34935) - you deserved it (4611)

On 10/15/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by datgurllllukno (woman) - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35464) - you deserved it (3666)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43648) - you deserved it (3982)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML


I agree, your life sucks (42230) - you deserved it (7158)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39184) - you deserved it (9903)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (40358) - you deserved it (4416)

On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML


I agree, your life sucks (35998) - you deserved it (3036)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44464) - you deserved it (2617)

On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, I bought a large ice cream cake. No, there's no occasion, but I did ask the cashier to write "Happy Birthday" on it, just so she wouldn't know I was going to eat it all myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (9216)

On 09/05/2014 at 8:13pm - misc - by tbee - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42712) - you deserved it (3186)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: