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Hisoka
  • Town/Country : Riverside, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 July 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 291
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About Hisoka : I'm a tree hugger! Haha, love being outdoors snowboarding, camping, etc. If you wanna know more you're going to have to ask.

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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21017) - you deserved it (53214)

On 06/23/2009 at 11:14am - intimacy - by wastedlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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