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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 July 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 233
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

#21063397
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41381) - you deserved it (6230)

On 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm - love - by kj1 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

#20775381
128 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 12:52am - health - by frustrated - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while walking on a nearly empty street, my friend dared me to slap a tall muscular chick on the butt and run away. I went and did it, but before I even had a chance to turn and run, she grabbed me, bent me over her knee and spanked me until I cried. My friend filmed it. FML

#20130842
186 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

#20051213
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (15744)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML

#17755798
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (5153)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:21am - health - by ouch - United States

Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML

#13345855
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8317) - you deserved it (33049)

On 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML

#9351923
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33191) - you deserved it (4071)

On 03/24/2010 at 11:00am - intimacy - by suckstobeme - United States

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26689) - you deserved it (2441)

On 11/30/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by NeedHeadPhone (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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