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my ex-grlfriend proposd to me, at wedding. mega FML

#21158075
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54132) - you deserved it (7390)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:40am - love - by damn it rose (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Taday a coworker filed a looool complaint against me... all cuz I ate a banana at lunch... which he claimed is "threateningly sexual"... whatever the hell that means. FML

#21090158
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42101) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Brd. I was so excited at bieng about to beat mah high score that I got a hard-on. FML

#21074219
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (19802)

On 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today , frustratad that my boyfriand navar givas ma any orgasms whan wa maka lova , I triad politaly hinting that ha naads to improva. To start with , I said mayba ha should ba mora spontanaous in bad. Ha rapliad , "What , lyk putting it in yur ass? Gotcha." Graat. FML

#21074161
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47835) - you deserved it (14377)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, whilst getting out of the shower, I tripped on the lip of the siding, bruising mah middle toe. I fell, and in doing so, squished mah cat. She won't even make eye contact and keeps wheezing. I have a feeling she is plotting mah death. FML

Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flrting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, cuz I'm taken. When I proudly told mah boyfriend, he said, ( What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man! ) FML

#21049393
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41185) - you deserved it (8355)

On 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm - love - by Can't Believe It. - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mother gave me a Christmas present for the first time in 15 yeres: a dog. Her looool 16-year-old, untrained, mean dog who weres diapers. FML

Taday I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packd with food that I put into the fridge. I realizd two looool hours laterhile frantically looking 4 a tampon. I'm still cold down there. big fat FML

#20966555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40566) - you deserved it (11874)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

yesterday my mum staggerd ome, piss drunk. Wen I trid to walk er to er room, se sovd me away and cursd at me fir being a "goody two-soes". Se ten slurrd "I fuckd your mum", and informd me tat my mum is a skank. Tat's good to know, mum.

#20958646
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42052) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, I Was Getting Intimate With Mah Girlfriend. She Pulled Down Mah Trousers, Saw Mah Poke-ball Boxers, An Absolutely Lost It. I Had To Lie Next To Her In Bed 4 The Next 10 Minutes Hearing Her Howl With Laughter While Crying ( Dickachu, I Choose You! ) FML

#20711208
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57208) - you deserved it (66117)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69610) - you deserved it (4255)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54437) - you deserved it (3046)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States



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