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Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States
Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was fired from my job as a middle school teacher. Why? I told an 8th grader that Santa Claus wasn't real. He cried and told my boss. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 4:15pm - work - by Firedfor..... (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to look at my positive ebay feedback to feel loved. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)
Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
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