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  • Number of visits : 5113
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Hiropon's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

#11902145
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (8989)

On 07/15/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

#11890639
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35648) - you deserved it (18444)

On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML

#11849273
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17107) - you deserved it (25938)

On 07/13/2010 at 11:02am - misc - by OhNo - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37352) - you deserved it (9678)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

#11838934
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (16208)

On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

#11834698
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16703) - you deserved it (25003)

On 07/12/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML

#11831310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11422) - you deserved it (65192)

On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44723) - you deserved it (3980)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

#9158678
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (5417)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (5978)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9258) - you deserved it (27401)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, on the train to work, the train guard was hot and I became stupidly nervous. I'm very shy and was trying to avoid eye-contact. He said 'THANK YOU', in a pissed off tone of voice and glared at me. I had absent-mindedly been staring in the direction of his prosthetic arm the entire time. FML

#8658326
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21323) - you deserved it (6092)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:09am - misc - by ilovecowboys (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24439) - you deserved it (6692)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me, drunk, telling me how much anal sex hurts with some other guy. FML

#8465985
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25678) - you deserved it (2236)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:04am - intimacy - by VahnSeiro (man) - United States (Texas)



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