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Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML
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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)
Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States
Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)
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