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Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got woken up by Hallelujah blasting outside my apartment windows for 30 minutes straight. FML
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On 08/20/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by notyoueallie (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)
Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:12am - animals - by goodbye-college (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard she pissed on me. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I made lists of what celebrities we're interested in. The first one she listed wasn't a celebrity - it was my brother. He's spending the weekend with us. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 1:37pm - love - by Chad - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 12:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)
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