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Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, at work, a three year old chucked a chocolate bar at me. It hit me square in the face. Her father praised her for her "quality arm." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 8:08pm - misc - by tenthousandspoon - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States
Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 3:46pm - love - by onthemarket (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend was talking with his friends about how long girls take to get ready (hair, make-up, etc.). I said, "I never spend a long time getting ready..." He then looked at me and said, "maybe you should." FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 10:14am - love - by ILoveFML - United States (New York)
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
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On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by diesel444 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
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