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Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States
Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 5:06pm - work - by FoxyManicLiar - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML
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On 09/25/2010 at 8:15pm - misc - by educatttiiioonnn (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got fired from the supermarket I work at because the order was done wrong last Wednesday. I wasn't in last Wednesday, and I don't even do orders. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 4:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year old woman. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
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On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 6:44am - misc - by Lolzords - United Kingdom (London)
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