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  • Number of visits : 5967
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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2day I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in mah living room watching TV . FML

#13413623
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34494) - you deserved it (2660)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I Had A Wet Dream About Having Sexual Relation With A Rubber Duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31672) - you deserved it (9251)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today I received a 7 page text message during school from mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

#13373250
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26526) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by mylifesuckssss - United States

Today, I Was Telling Mah Boyfriend About How Self Conscious I Am And How I Obsess About Mah Wieght. He Said, "Don't Be Ridiculous, You Don't Ned To Lose That Much Wieght." FML

#13344865
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16624) - you deserved it (25913)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today , I want ovar to mah friand's housa. Har 5 yaar old son answarad tha door and whan ha saw ma said , 'oh graat , it's YOU' and slammad tha door in mah faca. FML

#13300010
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (4550)

On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! at work..!! I was calld into the office by mah supervisor..!! on whom I have a massive crush!! He calld me in to get mah password to make some adjustment on mah work account and askd me wat mah password was!! I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him mah password is his full name!! FML

#13298402
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16953) - you deserved it (40109)

On 10/03/2010 at 1:08am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today To Spice Thing Up A Bit My Wife And I Were Having Sex In Our Kitchen. She Was Up On The Counter And I Moved Her Over To Get In A Better Position. The Stove Was Still Hot From Dinner So Now My Wife Has A Burn That Looks Like A Double Rainbow On Her Ass. Mega FML

#13297808
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10287) - you deserved it (32134)

On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

today I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat , I asked him if he had fun. He yelled , "Shut it , bitch!" FML

#13293107
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40423) - you deserved it (9451)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with mah parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to mah Mum an said "Oh, must've crawled out of mah pubes!" they both laughed an kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hereing distance. FML

#13287262
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32167) - you deserved it (3468)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a perfect score on my French quiz, and I was told to have my mom sign it. What I didn't realize was that all the way at the bottom she wrote "Good Nathaly!" and "I looool love you!" surrounded by little hearts. The teacher hung it up anyway. real FML

#13286743
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18881) - you deserved it (4118)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by lmaoLOSER - United States (New York)

Today, I Found Out Mah Older Brother Putted Tanning Lotion In The Lotion I Use To Masturbate With. Now I Have Orange Palms And An Orange Penis Which Won't Go Away 4 Weeks. FML

#13278835
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17443) - you deserved it (41353)

On 10/01/2010 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by caughtorangehanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML

#13274886
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24220) - you deserved it (29292)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I caught mah husband modeling mah cute floral panties!! All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28974) - you deserved it (4455)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for thehole world to see, "Why r u looool swereing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

#13273071
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22416) - you deserved it (19880)

On 10/01/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by rosmaizura (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied boyfriend up an did a strip tease for him. I pulled skrt down over heels an tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

#13272334
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25894) - you deserved it (8536)

On 10/01/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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