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Hiropon
  • Town/Country : Strawberry, Tub of Yogurt
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4325
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while setting up for a party I was having, I put black lights into our bathroom for the cool bright, neon color you get when you pee. When I turn them on to see where I need to continue cleaning, I see many, small, yellow hand prints on the walls. I have a nine year old brother. FML

#13660294
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20127) - you deserved it (2572)

On 10/31/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (4369)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

#13630841
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (6296)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38404) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML

#13574162
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (2690)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

#13525435
142 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 2:41pm - love - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

#13507844
193 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
111 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

#13468876
136 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 4:20am - love - by Annie - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

#13466468
70 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31368) - you deserved it (4924)

On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

#13458555
79 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5268) - you deserved it (57078)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
120 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)



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