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About Hiphuray4peas : FML is my daily guilty pleasure!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You sure know how to party?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!
I like things a lot, 20 times in fact
You have liked 20 FMLs and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs that you have liked. We like that.
Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
Friday 19 September 2014