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  • Birth Date : Friday 25 July 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45848) - you deserved it (7197)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35567) - you deserved it (6026)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45125) - you deserved it (9077)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my new boyfriend and I got intimate for the first time. He started whispering in my ear, but I couldn't understand him. He pushed me away and ignored me the rest of the night. Apparently it's a huge turn-off that I can't talk dirty in Klingon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46259) - you deserved it (5666)

On 08/28/2014 at 12:34am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38173) - you deserved it (6299)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39972) - you deserved it (5250)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:06am - animals - by hopeless romantic - United States (Ohio)

Today, my professor told everyone that he thinks all med students should be required to get a catheter and an enema at least once in their lives so they can relate to their patients, saying, "Gentlemen, it might change your lives." FML


I agree, your life sucks (38957) - you deserved it (6954)

On 08/13/2014 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the beach, I noticed a plastic bag in the water. I wanted to do something good for a change, help protect the environment and get it out. It wasn't a bag; it was a jellyfish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42397) - you deserved it (9359) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2014 at 12:28am - animals - by Muwz - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38868) - you deserved it (4337)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:34am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24545) - you deserved it (47527)

On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37601) - you deserved it (5741)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:31am - misc - by photoman (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I decided to try something new with my boyfriend, and sexted him. My text ended up sounding so stupid that I panicked and quickly sent another saying "SORRY WRONG PERSON". FML

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59069) - you deserved it (4653)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (45893) - you deserved it (4351)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49634) - you deserved it (5481)

On 05/31/2014 at 9:53pm - animals - by disturbed - Ireland

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