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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Hilda_x : Hilda is not my actual name :p
Radiology student/freelance model.
Cat mother to my Russian Blue, Zephyr.
Some of my favorite things include: Legend of Zelda, anime, cats, video games & my boyfriend.
Messages are welcome, but please be respectful.

Instagram: _imjustsaiyan

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Hilda_x's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48948) - you deserved it (28781)

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