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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 810
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About Hilda_x : I'm just your average college girl. When I'm not studying my ass off I'm playing a Legend of Zelda game, reading a book, or spending time with my wonderful family. I enjoy watching anime so if you know of a good one, send me a message! My head is always up and I try to see the positives in every situation life throws at me. I also love cats, meow.

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