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About Hilda_x : I'm just your average college girl. When I'm not studying my ass off I'm playing a Legend of Zelda game, reading a book, or spending time with my wonderful family. I enjoy watching anime so if you know of a good one, send me a message! My head is always up and I try to see the positives in every situation life throws at me. I also love cats, meow.
Kik me if you would like, x_CheeChee :)
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Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML
Friday 18 July 2014