About Hiimhaileypotter : I have lots of pets including things that most people don't consider pets, such as chickens and rats. I'm a country girl from the USA but I'm a major nerd and love stuff such as the Elder Scrolls games (been playing since I was 8), Harry Potter (began reading the books by myself when I was in 2nd grade), Iron Man, Thor & the other Avengers, and Lord of the Rings. Wanna talk? Just message me.
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Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML
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On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
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On 07/14/2010 at 1:08am - love - by Depressed (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
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On 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm - love - by JH (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML
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On 06/21/2010 at 8:21am - kids - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my insanely jealous wife flipped out and made me promise never to hug any of my female friends or go to lunch with them, ever. It's "cheating." FML
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On 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm - love - by ballnchain (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)
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