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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
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About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) I've got a lot going on like school, surgery recovery, work, my pet-sitting business, and my animals (recently have begun riding horses again) - so I don't get on here as much as I wish I could! If you message me and I take forever to respond, please don't take it personally!

Did you know that birds are reptiles?

Obsessions of the day: Grey's Anatomy, Dexter, A Song of Ice & Fire.

I miss the days on FML where people would respond to the "What's an OP?" questions with answers like "orange platypus" and "orangutan penis." Now people only give the correct boring.

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Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53296) - you deserved it (7825)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML


I agree, your life sucks (61496) - you deserved it (4410)

On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44627) - you deserved it (3583)

On 07/21/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63889) - you deserved it (4675)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31037) - you deserved it (52104)

On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46753) - you deserved it (34295) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53363) - you deserved it (3702)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML


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On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80696) - you deserved it (4000)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (66917)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML


I agree, your life sucks (57249) - you deserved it (5945)

On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48591) - you deserved it (5024)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71408) - you deserved it (8391)

On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48371) - you deserved it (9401)

On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML

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