Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Hiimhaileypotter

Online | Search for a member

Hiimhaileypotter

18Liked!

HiimhaileypotterHiimhaileypotter
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10239
  • Number of comments : 1661
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 87 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey! I'm 19, I'm applying to be a veterinarian's assistant, and I have my own pet sitting business. I have 2 semesters of college (19 credits) left until I'm finished! :D I'm a country girl and I appreciate the little things. My favorite things include Harry Potter (though I would hope you'd already guessed that by now ;), The Lord of the Rings, exercise, rats, chickens, horses, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Game of Thrones, and snow days. If I'm not missing college, I can't stand snow. My favorite season is spring. Everything starts over new. :) I want to adopt a greyhound in the near future. If you'd like to chat feel free to message me - I don't bite. ;)

I dream of the day that the comment section will be filled with proper grammar instead of "should of" and "could ofs."

Hiimhaileypotter's page activity

Visits<b>AmeliaClara</b> - 8 hours ago<b>squirrel13</b> - 9 hours ago<b>jake_braves</b> - yesterday at 5:00pm<b>RA91</b> - yesterday at 10:27am<b>DevilsMetsGiants</b> - yesterday at 4:57am<b>imbackwiththeshi</b> - yesterday at 11:01pm<b>Loomunati</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 3:36pm<b>IMightBee</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 3:20pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 12:17pm<b>Mathis92987</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 11:30am<b>Anarchy66</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 4:02am<b>AviatOfficial</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 2:49am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 1:03am<b>Amy_Sully18</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 12:48am<b>KatlynBrooke</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 12:20am<b>wolfman29</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:29pm<b>yoko92</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 10:38pm<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 9:18pm

Liked!<b>RA91</b> - yesterday at 4:28pm<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 3:45pm<b>Snickers4</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 1:26am<b>KurlyQ</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 2:55am<b>domolovesyoshi</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 10:59pm<b>grtfuldeadlovr</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 8:18pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 6:29pm<b>theRonin</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 5:03pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 5:49am<b>coyotefox</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 3:54am<b>Corey122726</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 7:30pm<b>botanistjessica</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 4:35am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 12:07pm<b>dylanger16</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 4:43am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 3:55am<b>slimblack</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 3:56pm<b>jdhebert</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 4:43pm

Hiimhaileypotter's FML badges

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

See all of Hiimhaileypotter's badges

Hiimhaileypotter's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

#20805936
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58221) - you deserved it (4144)

On 07/27/2013 at 3:56am - love - by Immaculatedream (woman) - New Zealand

Today, while arguing with my newly ex-girlfriend over how she cheated on me with a mutual friend, she tried to wash her hands of any guilt, saying that I was "selfish" and "just slut-shaming, really". FML

#20796093
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42592) - you deserved it (3436)

On 07/21/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

#20796032
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60339) - you deserved it (4385)

On 07/21/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by notenoughunderwearintheworld (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML

#20790896
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29589) - you deserved it (50054)

On 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by FootinMouth (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44312) - you deserved it (32411) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

#20784153
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50151) - you deserved it (3446)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

#20783255
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50901) - you deserved it (6473)

On 07/14/2013 at 11:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76112) - you deserved it (3704)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

#20770545
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30208) - you deserved it (66590)

On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML

#20768896
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53878) - you deserved it (5632)

On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

#20766565
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45618) - you deserved it (4709)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

#20764944
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67081) - you deserved it (7913)

On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

#20758994
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44764) - you deserved it (8845)

On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard my husband telling his friend that I used to be a skank and was "easier than 1 plus 1" when we first met. I was still a virgin when we got married. FML

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

#20754518
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56441) - you deserved it (9076)

On 06/29/2013 at 3:58pm - intimacy - by patriarchal apparently (man) - Saint Lucia



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: