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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19877
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 112 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have a wide variety of interests; movies, music, hiking, swimming, Netflix, reading/writing, horse riding, etc. I'm kind of a geek. I own my own business pet sitting, and I also have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. I've got a pretty cool boyfriend who loves physics, Halo, and his cats. He also tries to learn about horses, of which I own 2. :) Feel free to message me but it may take a while; I'm very bad at checking them! Please don't be offended. Have a nice day :)

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Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52981) - you deserved it (4291)

On 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56627) - you deserved it (12138)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48206) - you deserved it (8450)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39661) - you deserved it (7175)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:01pm - love - by whereismyprince? - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39182) - you deserved it (3467)

On 12/17/2013 at 10:38am - health - by adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41249) - you deserved it (2678)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54623) - you deserved it (10509)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57050) - you deserved it (3660)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54502) - you deserved it (3609)

On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58486) - you deserved it (5282)

On 11/30/2013 at 3:29pm - love - by fuckface? I wish (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML


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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44158) - you deserved it (4032)

On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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