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About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have an amazing boyfriend that I can't wait to start my life with. I own my own business pet sitting, and I have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. My favorite books include LOTR, ASOIAF, and Harry Potter. I like all genres of music (it just depends on the individual song); my favorite movies are It's A Wonderful Life & Gone with the Wind; and my favorite TV shows include the X Files, House, Dexter & Grey's Anatomy. Favorite super hero is Iron Man, he's a badass genius. As far as movie characters go, I like Han Solo, Darth Vader, Samwise Gamgee, and some others. I even named my horse after a LOTR character. xD
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Today, I left for work. Halfway to my car, my neighbour's son jumped out and emptied a bucket of water all over me. The little pissant screamed with laughter and ran back to his house. His mum's reaction was essentially "kids will be kids" and slamming the door on me. FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML
Friday 5 February 2016