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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 19876
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 112 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have a wide variety of interests; movies, music, hiking, swimming, Netflix, reading/writing, horse riding, etc. I'm kind of a geek. I own my own business pet sitting, and I also have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. I've got a pretty cool boyfriend who loves physics, Halo, and his cats. He also tries to learn about horses, of which I own 2. :) Feel free to message me but it may take a while; I'm very bad at checking them! Please don't be offended. Have a nice day :)

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Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents accused me of being secretive. I have no idea what they're talking about; all I do is work, go to school, sleep, and eat. Now I'm grounded until I tell them what's going on. I have crazy parents, that's what's going on. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 12:09am - misc - by up to no-good... - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I hooked up with a girl at a club, and we had sex. She just lay there like a corpse the whole time. It got so bad, I ended up faking an orgasm and blaming the lack of semen on a botched vasectomy. She actually believed it. What the hell? FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML


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On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 2:16pm - misc - by notadoorman (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing a design sketch for work. I snapped a pic and sent it to my boss. She replied, "Impressive. Nice sketch too." I was drawing at home, naked. My dick was in the picture. FML

Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML


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On 07/24/2014 at 5:23pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I left the house I'm staying at, not knowing that thunderstorms were forecast. I came back from work to find dog shit splattered all over the kitchen. Apparently the dogs I'm watching don't like thunder. FML


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On 07/14/2014 at 6:48pm - animals - by Hiimhaileypotter (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML


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On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML


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On 05/26/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by megangubler - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the middle of my boyfriend finally giving me an orgasm, I had an anxiety attack, which caused him to have an attack of his own. I guess there is such a thing as having too much in common with your partner. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say "nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. Took me three months to figure that out. FML


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On 05/19/2014 at 1:15pm - love - by clueless - United States (California)

Today, I had just sat down in the lobby of my doctor's office when my phone alerted me that I had a friend request. I checked; it was from some girl from high school. I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp. She was sitting across from me. FML

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