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HiimhaileypotterHiimhaileypotter
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 21301
  • Number of comments : 1898
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 114 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have an amazing boyfriend that I can't wait to start my life with. I own my own business pet sitting, and I have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. My favorite books include LOTR, ASOIAF, and Harry Potter. I like all genres of music (it just depends on the individual song); my favorite movies are It's A Wonderful Life & Gone with the Wind; and my favorite TV shows include the X Files, House, Dexter & Grey's Anatomy. Favorite super hero is Iron Man, he's a badass genius. As far as movie characters go, I like Han Solo, Darth Vader, Samwise Gamgee, and some others. I even named my horse after a LOTR character. xD

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Hiimhaileypotter's favorite FMLs

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30845) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74521) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (6936)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

#14151481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (4894)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by iamnotuseless -

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14301) - you deserved it (86974)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

#14081399
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31277) - you deserved it (6367)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19589) - you deserved it (52236)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

#13883371
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17104) - you deserved it (26590)

On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32110) - you deserved it (4948)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56915) - you deserved it (4233)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (12678)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, I'm going on an 8 hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

#13495901
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30699) - you deserved it (3904)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

#13281816
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36245) - you deserved it (6185)

On 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41163) - you deserved it (13100)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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