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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8899
  • Number of comments : 1564
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 82 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : hello, i'm Hailey. i have 12 chickens, 1 rat (RIP Sunny), a dog, 4 cats, and I lease a horse, Penny. whenever i don't know something I'm always looking it up so i tend to know quite a bit of trivia about certain animals (mainly dogs, cats, rats, horses, & chickens). so if you have questions about them, feel free to ask. I'm supposedly allergic to dogs and cats but I've never had any sort of reaction so I don't believe it. :p i'm currently in the process of writing 3 books. I had 7 wisdom teeth, does that make me extra wise? I love Bruce Lee. I love lord of the rings, game of thrones, and open world video games. i absolutely love Dexter and The Walking Dead. a book is almost always better than the movie, sorry. I love salads, water, and blueberry pancakes. i'm a sophomore in college and am very busy but will always respond to messages...i love meeting new people. :)

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Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML

#4758974
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31096) - you deserved it (6501)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by zboy_123 (man) - India (Haryana)

Today, I spilled my heart out to a guy by showing him one of my poetry journals. He read through it and said, "Wow, I feel sorry for the guy you wrote about." The poems were all about how I loved him. FML

#4747171
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (7049)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:41pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

#4646350
72 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70162) - you deserved it (10535)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

#4555175
211 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML

#4545091
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45754) - you deserved it (4223)

On 08/15/2009 at 6:22am - misc - by pink_cupcakes - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

#4443925
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46225) - you deserved it (21116)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

#4402387
113 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by twitch01 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

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On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

#3571839
98 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

#3563535
235 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought my boyfriend of 6 years was going to propose to me. We're highschool sweethearts and he was my first. Just when he was looking into my eyes he says, " I've been seeing someone else for 2 years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision". FML

#3533001
110 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by imaloser (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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