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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11103
  • Number of comments : 1720
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 92 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey. i'm 19, I'm going into the veterinary field, and I have my own pet sitting business. I have 2 semesters of college left until I'm finished. I'm a country girl and I appreciate the little things. My favorite things include Harry Potter (though I would hope you'd already guessed that by now ;), The Lord of the Rings, exercise, rats, chickens, horses, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Game of Thrones, and snow. Christmas is my favorite holiday. I have scoliosis. I have depression, and anxiety issues. My favorite season is spring. :) I want to adopt a greyhound. I love cats. I dream of the day that the comment section will be filled with proper grammar instead of "should of" and "could ofs." I'm highly sarcastic and I never mean to be offensive.

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Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

#15678976
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34455) - you deserved it (13160)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33419) - you deserved it (4813)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

#15504031
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (4492)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

#15504031
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35307) - you deserved it (4492)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11476) - you deserved it (42428)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36703) - you deserved it (6539)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

#15193678
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14262) - you deserved it (25057)

On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML

#15129596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26274) - you deserved it (3496)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - health - by mwja (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9672) - you deserved it (73939)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7379) - you deserved it (57106)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

#14898622
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32750) - you deserved it (3107)

On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69863) - you deserved it (6570)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39304) - you deserved it (2715)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend who is married with children. His wife found my number on his phone and thinks that I am my sister. Since then, she has been calling me non-stop, calling me a 'prostitute' each time. FML

#14632199
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (4859)

On 01/18/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

#14622823
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27966) - you deserved it (2408)

On 01/18/2011 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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