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About Hiimhaileypotter : kik: haileyandpenny (chat me) instagram: haileyandpenny (follow me! ♥) I'm on my phone so I do respond to messages fairly quickly (sometimes I forget to check). So if you'd like to talk to me feel free to message.I'm an equestrian; I'm 19, and I have all sorts of animals from pet rats to chickens. :)I'm a country girl at heart and I'd rather be in a barn than at the mall. ;)

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!" FML

#9695428
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65650) - you deserved it (6599)

On 04/07/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML

#9643258
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40745) - you deserved it (7560)

On 04/05/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Hate2Date (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45107) - you deserved it (4047)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

#9041294
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32431) - you deserved it (2332)

On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20542) - you deserved it (2376)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

#8699451
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24703) - you deserved it (5984)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm - love - by dejected (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend was really depressed. I listed the top 50 reasons why I love her. Her response was "thanks for that but seriously, this video on youtube is hilarious." I couldn't cheer her up but apparently a 10 second video of a dog running in circles can. FML

#8238401
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (3118)

On 02/14/2010 at 3:48am - love - by Samson (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

#7614301
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35941) - you deserved it (7270)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:33pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12747) - you deserved it (26548)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

#7380443
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8465) - you deserved it (38359)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

#7336635
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11707) - you deserved it (28325)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

#7191706
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25633) - you deserved it (5048)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:01am - love - by DeadBroke (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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