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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 15988
  • Number of comments : 1825
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 102 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi I'm Hailey Potter ;) I love animals, books, music, writing, gardening, yoga, and hiking. ISFJ personality. English is my thing, I love spelling and grammar. I have a Quarter horse that I trail ride, his name is a Lord of the Rings reference. If you can guess it, you'll get a virtual high five, yay! i have a Venus fly trap named Aphrodite.

"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one." George R.R. Martin

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Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8602) - you deserved it (40156)

On 10/02/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by hardtoignore - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56568) - you deserved it (5588)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31469) - you deserved it (8503)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
597 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22136) - you deserved it (247999)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35239) - you deserved it (6162) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757
111 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

#17669656
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26249) - you deserved it (4946)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32096) - you deserved it (3065)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16642) - you deserved it (55596)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36804) - you deserved it (2745)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (5506)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27969) - you deserved it (3352)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27058) - you deserved it (10461)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)



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