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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12401
  • Number of comments : 1772
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 95 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey, I'm 19. I ride and train a horse named Penny, she's in the bottom left picture. I also own my own horse named Strider (points if you get the name reference), and he's in the bottom right picture. My best friend is in the military and I miss him! Thanks to all who serve.

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Hiimhaileypotter's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25674) - you deserved it (3058)

On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (3343)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26350) - you deserved it (10261)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33140) - you deserved it (2857)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (2418)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

#17390536
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41226) - you deserved it (5970)

On 08/06/2011 at 8:27pm - love - by FML! - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11738) - you deserved it (22430)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40205) - you deserved it (3868)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53363) - you deserved it (3279)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML

#16758248
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31050) - you deserved it (3659)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:13am - love - by MissNoFuture (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44448) - you deserved it (5475)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65446) - you deserved it (11532)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13727) - you deserved it (48050)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46836) - you deserved it (11970)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35776) - you deserved it (7279)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States



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