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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16116
  • Number of comments : 1827
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 103 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) Currently recovering from ACL reconstruction surgery that I had on 5/28/15. :(

I love reading, writing, gardening, mowing grass, hiking, and swimming. I'm kind of a nerd and some of my favorite things are Elder Scrolls games, LOTR, Game of Thrones (books & show), and Harry Potter.

I'm also a country girl. I've got 17 chickens and one horse that I bought in January. He's my best friend! His name is a reference to a popular Lord of the Rings character. My horse is a quarter horse gelding, he's 11 years old, and I ride him on the trails. While I'm recovering from surgery I'm going to be teaching him tricks such as bowing, smiling, to lay down, etc.

The chicken in my 2nd profile picture is called Chocobo and she loves me. (:

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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45828) - you deserved it (3457)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

#18368736
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7777) - you deserved it (40545)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by honor sucks (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML

#18363799
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31726) - you deserved it (6326)

On 11/27/2011 at 3:58am - love - by good citizen - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7536) - you deserved it (58562)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (7983)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17984) - you deserved it (57958)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41270) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9481) - you deserved it (114857)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33595) - you deserved it (8918)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML

#18100684
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25840) - you deserved it (5295)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:51am - animals - by Fought The Law - United States (Georgia)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34741) - you deserved it (24695)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

#17926185
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39418) - you deserved it (3098)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34890) - you deserved it (2118)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML

#17902230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10125) - you deserved it (24175)

On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland



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