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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11084
  • Number of comments : 1718
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 92 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey. i'm 19, I'm going into the veterinary field, and I have my own pet sitting business. I have 2 semesters of college left until I'm finished. I'm a country girl and I appreciate the little things. My favorite things include Harry Potter (though I would hope you'd already guessed that by now ;), The Lord of the Rings, exercise, rats, chickens, horses, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Game of Thrones, and snow. Christmas is my favorite holiday. I have scoliosis. I have depression, and anxiety issues. My favorite season is spring. :) I want to adopt a greyhound. I love cats. I dream of the day that the comment section will be filled with proper grammar instead of "should of" and "could ofs." I'm highly sarcastic and I never mean to be offensive.

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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14551) - you deserved it (34484)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20950) - you deserved it (11968)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18057) - you deserved it (2018)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (3210)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11638) - you deserved it (19312)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8229) - you deserved it (24174)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39770) - you deserved it (27481)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38227) - you deserved it (5631)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (5048)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

#19066178
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20700) - you deserved it (4156)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:31pm - kids - by Username - India

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12100) - you deserved it (32836)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

#18988711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9175) - you deserved it (28588)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by WayTooMuchFacebook (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42172) - you deserved it (9151)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

#18912127
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19711) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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