Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Hiimhaileypotter

Offline (4 hours ago) | Search for a member

Hiimhaileypotter

85Liked!

HiimhaileypotterHiimhaileypotter
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12596
  • Number of comments : 1778
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 95 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi I'm Hailey Potter ;) Some things I like... Lord of the Rings. Dexter. The Hobbit. Books. Writing. A Song of Ice and Fire. Mr. Concise. Music. Horses! I have my own. He's named Strider. I have a truck. I love pet rats. I love gardening. Sunflower seeds and sweet tea in the summer. :)

Hiimhaileypotter's page activity

Visits<b>swmmrrnr</b> - 2 hours ago<b>hardesty</b> - 3 hours ago<b>Beasterlie2018</b> - 4 hours ago<b>yeti37</b> - 4 hours ago<b>joana_g_06</b> - 4 hours ago<b>darrend1196</b> - 7 hours ago<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - 13 hours ago<b>killer0689</b> - 14 hours ago<b>nsb124</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Lesser</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Hieroglyph</b> - 16 hours ago<b>The_Pound</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Laxinitup</b> - 18 hours ago<b>garretto185</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Sebastian2022</b> - 19 hours ago<b>naTOtheBILL</b> - 22 hours ago<b>iAmPaul</b> - 24 hours ago<b>herecomestheboom</b> - yesterday at 6:00pm

Liked!<b>The_Pound</b> - 12 hours ago<b>SuzyTurquoiseBlu</b> - yesterday at 2:14pm<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - yesterday at 9:10am<b>dylerbiller</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 2:15pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 7:14am<b>jimmysixx</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 1:24pm<b>S232Flash</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 11:25am<b>denaeb123</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 9:11am<b>moophasa</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 11:57pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 1:32pm<b>xmichaelxr</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:55am<b>IamHercules</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 5:43am<b>dawani</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 10:01am<b>Chelserser</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 9:30am<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 6:52am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 5:50am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 2:30pm

Hiimhaileypotter's FML badges

Seen it!

You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.

Picture this FML

You have left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of Hiimhaileypotter's badges

Hiimhaileypotter's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that a family member found a publisher for his book; his badly written, terribly sourced, historically inaccurate book that insults and misrepresents most world cultures and religions. If this actually makes it to print, I'll never be able to use my maiden name again. FML

#19620851
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21163) - you deserved it (1993)

On 05/14/2012 at 3:37am - misc - by AmatureLitCritic - United States (Oregon)

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

#19587881
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (2242)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:43pm - kids - by lon01t (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14619) - you deserved it (52257) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML

#19536164
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23496) - you deserved it (2185)

On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States

Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML

#19493868
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17085) - you deserved it (4033)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15346) - you deserved it (35629)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML

Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML

#19411033
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20970) - you deserved it (11972)

On 04/05/2012 at 7:29am - misc - by Nadaz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18104) - you deserved it (2022)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29758) - you deserved it (3214)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11661) - you deserved it (19335)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

#19222204
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8631) - you deserved it (25188)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39819) - you deserved it (27498)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39659) - you deserved it (5793)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27193) - you deserved it (5056)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States



Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML
  • Hello everyone, how's it going? You doing OK? Friday is the right time to get your glad rags on, go out, meet your friends, have a drink, get your freak on, shoot the breeze, shoot some hoops, don't shoot…

Friday 30 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: