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  • Town/Country : Fredericksburg, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16903
  • Number of comments : 1851
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 110 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) Currently recovering from ACL reconstruction surgery that I had on 5/28/15. :( So if you message me and I don't get back to you right away, that's why!

I love reading, summer, fireworks, autumn, bonfires, gardening, mowing grass, hiking, and swimming. Some of my favorite things are Elder Scrolls games, LOTR, Game of Thrones (books & show), and Harry Potter. I love writing and I'm currently trying to work on 5 different books at once, lol.

I'm also a country girl. I've got 17 chickens, 1 dog, and one horse that I bought in January. He's my best friend. His name is a reference to a popular Lord of the Rings character. He is an 11-year-old Quarter Horse trail gelding that knows how to lay down on command.

I have a lot of submitted FMLs because a lot of funny/embarrassing things happen to me, and I also have let some friends attempt to post stories on my account as well.

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Hiimhaileypotter's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML

#20107387
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29897) - you deserved it (3695)

On 10/08/2012 at 12:39pm - love - by unlucky - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

#20073029
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6535) - you deserved it (30829)

On 09/15/2012 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (3016)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

#20009566
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37076) - you deserved it (3965)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22263) - you deserved it (2235)

On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

#20008307
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (5919)

On 08/07/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by ohai95 (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a social visit to my slightly deranged grandpa. I ended up politely sitting through two hours of him lecturing me on how he "invented the modern tap", then on how sex is an Illuminati invention to "give sluts the STDs they need to kill us all". FML

#20000913
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18630) - you deserved it (1822)

On 08/03/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by yeah okay then (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19714) - you deserved it (4035)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

#19981825
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22468) - you deserved it (4972)

On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11478) - you deserved it (38291)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

#19926709
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35095) - you deserved it (4382)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML

#19860254
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31466) - you deserved it (2637)

On 06/28/2012 at 11:28am - love - by FMlovelife (woman) - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25044) - you deserved it (1820)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

#19797728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20932) - you deserved it (2139)

On 06/16/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by gabby - United States



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