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  • Town/Country : Fredericksburg, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 16890
  • Number of comments : 1851
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 110 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) Currently recovering from ACL reconstruction surgery that I had on 5/28/15. :( So if you message me and I don't get back to you right away, that's why!

I love reading, summer, fireworks, autumn, bonfires, gardening, mowing grass, hiking, and swimming. Some of my favorite things are Elder Scrolls games, LOTR, Game of Thrones (books & show), and Harry Potter. I love writing and I'm currently trying to work on 5 different books at once, lol.

I'm also a country girl. I've got 17 chickens, 1 dog, and one horse that I bought in January. He's my best friend. His name is a reference to a popular Lord of the Rings character. He is an 11-year-old Quarter Horse trail gelding that knows how to lay down on command.

I have a lot of submitted FMLs because a lot of funny/embarrassing things happen to me, and I also have let some friends attempt to post stories on my account as well.

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Hiimhaileypotter's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

#20544551
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15366) - you deserved it (29827)

On 03/15/2013 at 8:35am - work - by benoit (man) - France

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

#20543666
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32409) - you deserved it (11562)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

#20543365
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52252) - you deserved it (6707)

On 03/14/2013 at 11:43am - intimacy - by wow (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

#20540243
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33175) - you deserved it (51074) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her. My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept. She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed. FML

#20539958
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (6069)

On 03/11/2013 at 7:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML

#20533543
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38865) - you deserved it (2347)

On 03/06/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by disgruntled stepdaughter - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

#20521872
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57171) - you deserved it (4610) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

#20519764
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33393) - you deserved it (3629)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by cls_x (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

#20514871
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (3226)

On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML

#20498727
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27957) - you deserved it (2564)

On 02/08/2013 at 8:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML

#20487332
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15312) - you deserved it (38321)

On 01/31/2013 at 6:34am - money - by Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML

#20485491
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (2411)

On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

#20478132
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (4535)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML

#20477568
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30264) - you deserved it (2468)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:30am - health - by asthmattack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

#20462136
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36825) - you deserved it (3845)

On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -



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