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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 111 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) I've got a lot going on like school, surgery recovery, work, and my animals - so I don't get on here as much as I wish I could! If you message me and I take forever to respond, please don't take it personally!

Did you know that birds are reptiles?

Currently obsessed with House MD, Grey's Anatomy, and Dexter.

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Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32218) - you deserved it (3743)

On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31931) - you deserved it (2327)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32684) - you deserved it (3517)

On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33198) - you deserved it (3358)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36002) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29523) - you deserved it (1952)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:46am - animals - by Animal cruelty (man) - Australia

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14499) - you deserved it (59451)

On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28355) - you deserved it (2265)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34270) - you deserved it (2741)

On 12/27/2014 at 2:14pm - love - by is_that_right (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38202) - you deserved it (2794)

On 12/27/2014 at 11:54am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (3187)

On 12/20/2014 at 7:53pm - money - by financially_wreckd (man) -

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML


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On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33133) - you deserved it (2912)

On 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43053) - you deserved it (3955)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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