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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 112 posted

About Hiimhaileypotter : I'm Hailey Potter ;) I'm 20. I have a wide variety of interests; movies, music, hiking, swimming, Netflix, reading/writing, horse riding, etc. I'm kind of a geek. I own my own business pet sitting, and I also have a part time job while I'm also part time in college. I've got a pretty cool boyfriend who loves physics, Halo, and his cats. He also tries to learn about horses, of which I own 2. :) Feel free to message me but it may take a while; I'm very bad at checking them! Please don't be offended. Have a nice day :)

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML


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On 05/11/2015 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML


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On 05/11/2015 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm - misc - by Martine624 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML


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On 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally accepted I need help with my anxiety issues. I started small and I joined a support forum and wrote a post. I was quickly called a troll by multiple users, accused of faking it, and told to "fuck off back to Tumblr" because they wouldn't believe my anxiety is really so serious. FML


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On 03/11/2015 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML


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On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I was off from school because of an extremely bad barking cough. My neighbours called the police because apparently my cough sounds like someone torturing an animal. FML


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On 02/19/2015 at 8:46am - animals - by Animal cruelty (man) - Australia

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML


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On 02/18/2015 at 1:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML


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On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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