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About Hiimhaileypotter : Hi, I'm Hailey :) Currently recovering from ACL reconstruction surgery that I had on 5/28/15. :( So if you message me and I don't get back to you right away, that's why!
I love reading, summer, fireworks, autumn, bonfires, gardening, mowing grass, hiking, and swimming. Some of my favorite things are Elder Scrolls games, LOTR, Game of Thrones (books & show), and Harry Potter. I love writing and I'm currently trying to work on 5 different books at once, lol.
I'm also a country girl. I've got 17 chickens, 1 dog, and one horse that I bought in January. He's my best friend. His name is a reference to a popular Lord of the Rings character. He is an 11-year-old Quarter Horse trail gelding that knows how to lay down on command.
I have a lot of submitted FMLs because a lot of funny/embarrassing things happen to me, and I also have let some friends attempt to post stories on my account as well.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, thanks to some asswipe drunk driver fleeing the cops the wrong way down a one-way street, I've now had my third wreck this year. My insurance premium's now higher than Bob Marley in a weed factory. FML
Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
Friday 3 July 2015