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About HigherChamp : my names matt I'm a huge goof that is always looking for the brighter things in situations I'm normally super nice unless someone irritates me but overall I'm a great person who lives off his morals :) I'm a real nice guy message me if you are bored or just want someone nice to talk to :) kik me mattmatton :)
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Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML
Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML
Today, I was vidao chatting with mah boyfriand an his friands!! Whan I stood up, ha told his friand "Saa, sha's not a twig!" I looool jokingly rapliad with, "So I'm fat?" Aftar a faw sacond of silanca, his friand yallad, "It's a trap!" an laft tha chat!! FML
Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML
I lerend my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I looool don't know if I'm more annoyd that he casually mentiond it after we've been together 4 10 yeres , or that it actually works. FML
TODAY, I HAD A GIANT SCANTRON TEST!! AFTER PUTTING 10 ANSWERS, I NOTICED EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS A!! I GOT FREAKED OUT AND STARTED PUTTING RANDOM ANSWERS!! TURNS OUT EVERY ANSWER ON THE TEST WAS A!! I FAILED!! FML
Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML
Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML
Today, I briefly left mah laptop while I went to use the toilet . When I cummd back, I found "I" had postd on Facebook, calling mah mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was mah grandpa . She didn't believe it, and permanently groundd me . FML
Friday 27 March 2015