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HigherChamp

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 709
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HigherChamp : my names matt I'm a huge goof that is always looking for the brighter things in situations I'm normally super nice unless someone irritates me but overall I'm a great person who lives off his morals :) I'm a real nice guy message me if you are bored or just want someone nice to talk to :) kik me mattmatton :)

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Today, I Trew An Eraser At Ma Broter To Get Is Attention Cuz E Couldn't Ear Me Over Is Music. Bieng In A Bad Mood, E Tougt I Was Trying To Aggravate Is Bad Mood And Responded By Trowing A Small Desk Cactus Back. FML

#21071018
98 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:31am - misc - by ThatGuyWithFMLs (man) - Japan (Osaka)

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, I was vidao chatting with mah boyfriand an his friands!! Whan I stood up, ha told his friand "Saa, sha's not a twig!" I looool jokingly rapliad with, "So I'm fat?" Aftar a faw sacond of silanca, his friand yallad, "It's a trap!" an laft tha chat!! FML

#20825004
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44053) - you deserved it (13934)

On 08/07/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by ImNotFat - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML

#20671220
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45570) - you deserved it (4830)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

I lerend my husband has what he calls "grumpy wife sex" specifically to cheer me up. I looool don't know if I'm more annoyd that he casually mentiond it after we've been together 4 10 yeres , or that it actually works. FML

#20636797
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45409) - you deserved it (13437)

On 05/02/2013 at 11:59am - intimacy - by MommaAnnie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, I HAD A GIANT SCANTRON TEST!! AFTER PUTTING 10 ANSWERS, I NOTICED EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS A!! I GOT FREAKED OUT AND STARTED PUTTING RANDOM ANSWERS!! TURNS OUT EVERY ANSWER ON THE TEST WAS A!! I FAILED!! FML

#20636525
118 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:02am - work - by FireoftheFuture - United States

Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML

#20624343
172 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was yelled at an called a pedophile by a mom fir talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library an she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. big fat FML

#20621829
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46070) - you deserved it (3731)

On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ad a formal complaint fild against me fir being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer tat se couldn't use food stamps at te movie teater. FML

#20620985
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44495) - you deserved it (2525)

On 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time . After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references , I gave up . FML

#20604154
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48119) - you deserved it (9427)

On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Found A Pound Of Cookd Bacon In The Dryer. When I Askd Mah Roommate About It, He Confessd; His Excuse Was That He Wantd To Dry Up The Grease Before Eating It. FML

Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML

#20602636
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24384) - you deserved it (47500)

On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)

Today, I briefly left mah laptop while I went to use the toilet . When I cummd back, I found "I" had postd on Facebook, calling mah mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was mah grandpa . She didn't believe it, and permanently groundd me . FML

#20602422
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45227) - you deserved it (5407)

On 04/18/2013 at 3:30pm - misc - by phonesmuggler (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the catchy Japanese song I've been obsessed with for the past week is actually about a dildo. fat FML

Today, I left son with husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, dog was missing a large patch of fur, an neither of them can stop laughing. FML

#20599149
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38992) - you deserved it (7466)

On 04/17/2013 at 11:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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