About HighAndLow : I'm a guy and I try to be funny...doesn't usually work though
HighAndLow's FML badges
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
HighAndLow's favorite FMLs
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
by Charlie529 / 02/19/2014 at 10:30am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Health
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just to get away from my horrible family.… Today, I was called by my one night stand. She informed me she was pregnant with my child, i asked… Today, I got braces. When I showed my mom, she said, "At least you'll lose weight because you can't…