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Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56455) - you deserved it (6016)

On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35146) - you deserved it (5323)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom



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