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Hiawassee

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 878
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was roasting marshmallows around a campfire when mine burst into flames. I instinctively shook the stick to get it to go out. The flaming marshmallow then catapulted straight into my eye, burning my whole eyelid. FML

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145 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 1:26am - misc - by Devin - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

#20670515
108 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 8:54am - intimacy - by lez probs - United States

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

#20670402
85 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:57am - misc - by Chelsea - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 1:22am - love - by Sarsippius -

Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals. She asked if she could borrow mine and copy my notes. She then lost my notebook too. FML

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66 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

#20668592
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On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today, I tried on a new perfume. When my boyfriend hugged me, he commented that I smelled like his mom. I don't know who was more surprised by the simultaneous bulge in his pants. FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

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201 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsed. I gave CPR while the cashier called for help. During this, the other patrons were complaining that no other register was open. Once the ambulance arrived, I returned to my cart to find items removed and 40 dollars taken from my purse. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 6:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor came in and started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was, "Guess I forgot to numb ya, huh?" while giggling. FML

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170 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML

#20662282
109 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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138 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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