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Today, I met my new class. There are two Kevin Smiths. Neither will agree to a nickname, they have the same hair color, and their middle names both start with J. They have told me to call them Kevin 1 and Kevin 2. They both want to be Kevin 1. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37609) - you deserved it (2996)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26942) - you deserved it (2489)

On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13007) - you deserved it (43574)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (6906)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by FirstKiss (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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