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HiNowDie

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HiNowDie

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2827
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About HiNowDie : I'm a dirty hobo.



(Hi, my name is Sarah. I'm very shy.)

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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HiNowDie's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30426) - you deserved it (5470)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42634) - you deserved it (20448)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66137) - you deserved it (18202)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50353) - you deserved it (22261)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - misc - by bym -

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

#10
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29202) - you deserved it (69962)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -



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