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HiMyNameIsTyson
  • Town/Country : Falls Church, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167989) - you deserved it (51072)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348 (832)

I agree, your life sucks (32065) - you deserved it (381785)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

#487098 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (44013) - you deserved it (12192)

On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495 (14)

I agree, your life sucks (12327) - you deserved it (1363)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (15893) - you deserved it (4115)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)