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Hgm09
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 14707
  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10256) - you deserved it (48622)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: golden retrievers running through a field and eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commerical. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35921) - you deserved it (17867)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:19am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11788) - you deserved it (61200)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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