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About Hgielad_720 : Heyy :)
My name's Daleigh, and if you're reading this you probably won't know how to pronounce my name correctly, but that's fine with me.
I love getting on FML, although some people on here are just bitches, and I really don't understand why. Haha
*If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. :)
However, haters gonna hate! xD
I'm usually pretty nice and I won't be rude to you if you aren't rude to me. :)
I adore getting messages and reply to all of them. :)
So.... just go ahead and message me.
You know you want to ;)
You can also follow me on twitter:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I flashed my boobs at my boyfriend's boss. My boyfriend was wearing tan pants and a black sweater. His boss was wearing black pants and a tan sweater. From 100 feet away they looked the same until my boyfriend came behind me wanting to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Friday 2 October 2015