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Hgielad_720

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  • Number of visits : 2570
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hgielad_720 : Heyy :)
My name's Daleigh, and if you're reading this you probably won't know how to pronounce my name correctly, but that's fine with me.
I love getting on FML, although some people on here are just bitches, and I really don't understand why. Haha
*If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. :)
However, haters gonna hate! xD
I'm usually pretty nice and I won't be rude to you if you aren't rude to me. :)
I adore getting messages and reply to all of them. :)
So.... just go ahead and message me.
You know you want to ;)
You can also follow me on twitter:
twitter.com/hgieladbaby :)

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Hgielad_720's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML

#13777488
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25997) - you deserved it (6682)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by redlips - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

#13774014
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37069) - you deserved it (3679)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I flashed my boobs at my boyfriend's boss. My boyfriend was wearing tan pants and a black sweater. His boss was wearing black pants and a tan sweater. From 100 feet away they looked the same until my boyfriend came behind me wanting to know what I was doing. FML

#13537377
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8445) - you deserved it (43790)

On 10/21/2010 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38024) - you deserved it (21774)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10288) - you deserved it (57208)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (2485)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

#12924795
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23577) - you deserved it (3042)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

#12449213
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (14234)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

#12449213
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29161) - you deserved it (14234)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38600) - you deserved it (10257)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
404 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45549) - you deserved it (23303)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72486) - you deserved it (4481)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

#364382
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (190289) - you deserved it (29803)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)



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