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About HeyLookOverThere : Hi.
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This is my bio. I love comedy, music, words (in any form), and all around nerdom. I should probably say something creative or clever, but I'm too busy procrastinating.
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Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML
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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)
Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)
Today, instead of watching a movie like a normal family, we performed random acts of kindness by handing out roses to total strangers in the freezing cold. No one would take them. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I told my best friend that I liked him and have liked him for a long time. His response was "That's cool. So, when did you get a cat?" FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 4:39am - love - by thatsucks -
Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML
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On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)
Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML
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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)
Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got into my first car accident. I hit my own parked car while trying to drive my mother's car into the garage. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by dumbass (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)
Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -
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